December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking...”
– (via live-embrace)
That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce...
thefaggotmonster:
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This is why I love Matthew Lewis.
Interviewer: What is the secret of broomstick riding?
Matthew Lewis: Being a girl.
Interviewer: Why should we see this last film?
Matthew Lewis: Cause i'm in it.
Interviewer: What is the hardest part of stopping filming Harry Potter
Matthew Lewis: Well, I need to find another job now.
TYPE YOUR NAME: Stephenie Meyer
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: stephenie meyer
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: stephenie meyer
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: stepheniee meyere
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
I really fucking love potatoes.
proudhufflepuff:
waytoocooltobeamuggle:
love-emma-watson:
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
^ A+
boil em. mash em. stick em in a stew.
tacohz:
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
